I want to marry June Cleaver

I want to marry June Cleaver
or a reasonable facsimile

pearls, white teeth and pearls

gleaming at daybreak

                     always dust free

I want to marry June Cleaver

or a reasonable facsimile

milk and cereal with no wrinkles please

and a lifetime warranty

                        that never needs sharpening

Oh, could I please marry June Cleaver

perfect toast and coffee not burnt

no clutter, beds always made

and the broken dish heals itself

                          in thirty minutes or less

( Disclaimer : Yes my wife knows about this, it was written for her on a day when she definitely wasn't June Cleaver )